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kabudeikakahikisa

sleepy freaky grunting pervert
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it's a day where i hate things
i hate things not for hurting me
but for being beautiful
i can't appreciate anything
i can't see objectively
i can't see the beauty from treachery

an acquaintance of mine
he is so beautiful
he is so beautiful and skilled
we share the same name
and the same birthday
he should just be me instead
i want to disappear for a whale

everyone else is so much better than me
so much better
so much more fit for their environment

i'm just this dumbass artist with this dumbass identity and this dumbass face and this dumbass body
and all my friends have better friends
and i just have me to spend time with
and the two of us are sad pieces of shit
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i don't give a fuck about any of this ship
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i am so boss at that game
i should like make some dinner but the kitchen is like eight feet away
i think i left some frozen bread in my house somewhere a couple hours ago
god dammit
and my dog ate like fifteen timbits today
i was like
dog
that's very impolite
but we did leave the box on the floor
you were just being a dog
you're still in trouble but like
das coo
ugh i'm trying to drink a whole can of coconut liquid
it's giving me goosebumps cause it tastes so shitty like holy fucking macaroni this shit is terrible
and it's not like normal coconut milk strait from the coconut
it's like dead skin and sawdust as a white liquid
like
fuck
why is this a thing
for a second there i thought my phone was in the cereal box and almost flipped out
but not really
it was just sort of a subthought you know
like a shitty communist car
wait
not like that, nevermind.
but you know what i mean
let's see if we can get the rest of this down in one go
SUCCESS
ugh that was disgusting
fucking cans of shitty coconut fuck
it recommends you make curry and cakes and stuff with it
but no fuck that this stuff is whack potato balls for real
blgghh
the aftertaste is even worse
like someone left some spandex in the sun for too long and then a camel came and ate it and then threw up because why the fuck would a camel be eating old ass spandex anyway
i mean what the fuck
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corn pops

1 min read
holy shit you know what we should do
take
some motherfucking corn
we'll take that bitch
and we'll take corn syrup too
and fucking corn starch or something
and you know what we'll do
we'll make it into crunch little balls
and then cover it in more corn syrup
and then
then
then
then
we'll
feed the children
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huh
well
UPDATE
i live on tumblr now.
my blog is dinobike.tumblr.com if you care to visit~
sketches can be found at paradoxlotl.tumblr.com
COMMISSIONS can be found at paradoxlotl.tumblr.com/commissions
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